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Monday, December 9, 2013

AN OPEN LETTER TO MISS OVERNIGHT RENTAL

Disclaimer: this letter isn't directed to an individual or group of persons and if the contents spur you to live a better life then please do the right thing by turning a new leaf and share with your friends. But if it makes no sense to you, there are others who still need the contents herein please do share. Just for the sake of clarification, miss overnight rental is a term used for a one night stand lady.

DEAR MISS OVERNIGHT RENTAL,

Hey how are you? I guess you are still reeling from your last encounter with adventure, I couldn't help but notice your countenance this morning after your outing last night, you looked pale but I prefer to use the word Lackluster, but what drew my attention was the way in which you stumbled into your area of abode, your hair was a matted mess, smeared make-up, clothes worn inside out, shoes in one hand, cell phone in the other. I couldn't help but laugh as you stumbled out of the taxi that brought you home; you looked like a science experiment gone wrong, eyes bulging out of sockets, the color of blood. The English man calls this a glorified mess. But need I remind you that this wasn't the first time I had seen you like that but just that this time something seemed out of place with you, like there was an unsettling of your spirit, something extraordinary.

You see, last night before you left I overheard your mumbling about being bored and in need of adventure and fun. So you decided to hit the bar later on at night after downing common sense with a pitcher of vodka/spirit. You noticed some guy with strong masculine features staring at you, and you probably said to yourself oh am attractive. Unknown to you that was the alcohol kicking in. maybe it was because of that dress you wore out that had a ridiculously plunging neckline and the dude thought to himself that's some piece of meat, something to be savored before consuming. It sure was unsettling for you to hold his gaze for more than 30seconds and have him caress your body from afar with his eyes. But you damned self-respect and ended up playing ball with him. You weren't drunk enough to not notice that he had a terrible body odor, he hadn't shaved the stubble on his chin called a beard, he came unto you all poise and charm but drunk and slobbering like a dog in heat, and making small talk, he told you of his abusive childhood, how he grew up in a very tough neighborhood or slums like I like to call it, or his failed relationships but instead of running like death itself was chasing you, you listened to all the trash he spilled and rather pressed the DELETE, DELETE, DELETE button in your brain and settled to have fun, cause he looked handsome and rich.

Fast-forward minutes later you started negotiating plans to head back to his place, he had already termed you a strumpet in his mind ( that refers to a promiscuous or disreputable woman) but on getting to his place you started wishing he could see you as something worth cherishing rather than someone he wants to have his way with. But it was definitely too late. Because the next one hour was spent with him discarding that dress and having his way with you, I sure knew you never enjoyed it because he put you in inhumane positions that sent your mind screaming out for help and wishing you had never left that bar with him. After all was said and done the next morning you woke up feeling sore and messed up and not even remembering this guy's name he doesn't even remember yours and he immediately started telling you to leave his house, I guess that was why you looked the way you did this morning. *sighs* but dear let me share something with you.

I know you are lonely, I know you are bored, I know that you long to be accepted and loved deep down and I sure know that you have a desire to be with someone who loves and respects you; I see it in your eyes every time you look at every couple that passes by. But going out and hanging out where only men with little or no value system at all stay, or hook up (that's the word they use this days) with every tom, dick and harry that seem to be nice, handsome and looks rich then honey your vagina is in for some serious trouble, because there will always be rich, handsome and nice men. I am not saying that you shouldn't socialize with members of the opposite sex, but when your only basis for talking to the members of the opposite sex is to only appease your boredom or quench that fire of loneliness in you, you will only end up with men that only speak to you because of the sheer reason of sexual gratification.

A guy is entitled to his opinion after a one night stand with you and you have no control over it. Chances are that he has HIV/AIDS or any other STD's.yeah tell me how there are condoms that don't break.*i laugh at you in spanish* alcohol doesn't recognize common sense and will power.

Pursuing a meaningful relationship with that guy who you had a one night stand is usually zero to none. Don't feel sorry for yourself, don't go singing the blues or wearing that ugly pajamas or eating chocolate all day like someone with no life. There is one more thing I would like to add. If you give a man the idea that you are ok with being his sex object for either a night or longer you can definitely be sure that a sex object is what you would remain for as long as that friendship/relationship with that individual lasts.
Demand respect and I guarantee you that you won't get anything less.

As a woman you are the gatekeeper of your body, if you decide to let a man who doesn't see you as somebody to get to know first before letting his brokocus (sex organ) lead the way, or someone who has no respect for your being or men who have no future or have questionable character sleep with you, and use you every other weekend, on your watch then that's up to you. The quality of your life depends on the choices you make.

P.S these men always leave after the night, usually with hangovers. please re-consider your decisions to have one night stands in the future, chances are that you will run into these men somehow somewhere in town (imagine the humiliation and embarrassment you will face especially when you finally get someone who means the world to you).please also read 1cor 6:12-20, verse 18 clearly states that partaking in sexual immorality is a sin against your own body so choose carefully. Stop being the overnight rental chick, you are worth more than that.

I will write you again. Till then avoid being seen in trashy places not befitting of a lady with a beautiful future.

Love Suzanne.
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN

14 comments:

  1. I hope this rings a bell to someone...hope to see more dear..kudos!

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    1. Thanks for reading dear.I know it will, cause I don dey receive plenty warning from guys and girls alike.

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  2. Well said. But you really made me lol at the Brokocus part

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  3. Nice one, Suzane. I like the style and imagery. It's a note to not just one night stands but ladies who show little value for themselves, hanging out in bars and odd places, parties, midnight raves etc and expecting to meet responsible men there. Girls need to be careful. They don't recognize the dangers of one night stands. They might never see the next morning or they might end up seeing the morning looking like something a cat dragged out of a bottle.

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  4. Lol alicia thanks for reading, I hope ladies get the message. I am tired of seeing women devalue themselves each day it truly breaks my heart.

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  5. AS always, amazing work. Sad thing is, there's a growing trend of the one night lady, not out of a want for companionship, but rather out of the growth of the (deformed and misapprpriated) mordern feminism. A lot of women want to prove, through their one night stands, that they are as much owners of their body and sexuality, as men are, and that through the casual sex, they can have sex without any attachment, like men do, and therefore exert some form of power over men. Its growing, and I feel this movement, this perverted form of true feminism, will sonn overtake 'lonliness and companionship' as the reason for the one night stand lady.

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    2. Kene you have spoken the better part of my heart. Thanks for reading.

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    1. Thanks for reading maa'm. checkout the guy version later.

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  7. I have read this letter twice in succession and I am still amazed at the brilliance of it! The humour didn't in any way take anything away from the message therein.

    Brilliant piece, the best I have read in a long while!

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  8. Goke won't kill me *my cheek is sore from smiling too much at your compliments* thanks for taking time to read.

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